Boss Smiley Demon Prince Of Politics

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(Credit: Kingsley Lintz)

(Note: While this Prince's name and physical description are rather unique, they are retained out of respect for the character's origins in the Prez and later Sandman comics.)

Boss Smiley, Demon Prince of Politics

The world is all a give and take. Just be sure you take back anything you have to give away.

Politics is by no means a Demonic invention. Politics is human, and while both Heaven and Hell certainly try to influence it, neither has ever had absolute control . . . the closest there's been has been the vast political influence of the Pope (though which side he's on may vary by campaign).

Boss Smiley, however, is out to change that, and that's why he's a Demon Prince. A Habbalite, he believes that if humanity keeps voting in oppressive governments, then they obviously deserve what they get. It's the perfect system for a Punisher; if the criminals choose their own punishment without knowing, the punishment will always fit the crime.

The Boss appears as a human male in a suit, with a large, perfectly spherical head and an overlarge "smiley-face" expression. He had been a Servitor of Kobal, watching over a small section of Shal-Mari . . . he gave his souls an empty sense of power, letting them buy votes for Essence. None of it was even counted, of course, but people liked to go pull the levers anyway. Kobal found this amusing enough that he mentioned it once to Lucifer . . . who almost immediately assigned Boss Smiley to work on humanity. After he engineered Reaganomics and influenced Congress to authorize the unlimited funding of something ephermerally termed "Star Wars Research" - a project Vapula had been pushing for for years with no success - Lucifer awarded Smiley with his own Princedom in Hell.

Boss Smiley sits in a silver city with gigantic, shroud-wrapped `angelic' figures, behind huge golden gates, the floor constantly covered over by a coating of silvery white smog. The souls of his realm are locked in small rooms where they will not disturb his Serenity and contemplation; they may give up an Essence point to make a vote on whatever poll is passing through that day; those who don't receive electric shocks. Smiley uses the polls to gather some kind of opinions on how people feel about things, and shares them freely with Nybbas . . . sometimes they yield useful information about the deeper psyche of humanity, though more often they reveal how the ancient Incas might have felt about Watermelon vs. Motor Oil flavored bubblegum.

Perhaps the single most important note I can make about Boss Smiley is that, unlike other Habbalah, he doesn't believe he serves God. He firmly believes he *IS* God.

Dissonance

It is dissonant for a Servitor of Politics to not take a stand on an issue. Any issue, even if they've never heard about it before. This goes beyond merely having an opinion; they must put forth their opinion and defend it as though the fate of the world rests upon the toppings for today's pizza. Being overruled is all right, of course, though probably annoying.

Band Attunements

Balseraph

A Balseraph of Politics may use his Resonance Perceptively to determine what a person WANTS to hear. He can then add his Ethereal Forces to a subsequent roll to convince them of it. They gain no Dissonance if these lies contradict, of course - this is a question of telling a person their own Symphony, not the Balseraph's. (They are, however, still subject to being trapped in what they believe themselves.)

Djinn

The Stalkers of Politics are nasty, assigned as bodyguards, servants, lovers, etc. of politicians who -aren't- cooperating. They may act as a focus, adding their Celestial Forces to the check digit of any OTHER Demon attempting to use Resonance or an Attunement on a subject the Djinn is Attuned to. If the Djinn is also Attuned to the demon, the Djinn may invoke his Resonance at the same time to directly channel the other's action through themselves. (This primarily has the effect of allowing the Djinn, who presumably is closer, to act for range modifiers . . . allowing, for example, the Djinn to channel a Servitor of Lust's "Kiss of Death" Attunement while the Djinn is the one having sex with the target..) This can be risky, however; if the Djinn successfully invokes his Resonance with a check digit of 1, he attracts their Resonance but cannot channel it, and is therefore directly affected as the victim instead. Note also that if channeling a Calabite's destruction and the Calabite is resisted, they will get a +2 to their target number if they choose the Djinn for their next try.

Calabim

Boss Smiley gives his Calabim the subtle ability to focus their Resonance against a group . . . if they succeed, the gathering will quickly break up as people hurry off to other things, even in the middle of a sentence, their Freedom of Assembly violated. Those who were part of the group targeted will avoid each other a number of minutes equal to the Check Digit. The Resonance is resisted usually by the highest Will in the group, but if there is a clear focus, it falls to them instead, regardless of what their Will is. The Calabite's target number is at -1 for every full ten people targeted, though breaking up an important part of a group can work just as well on the rest. (Note that some circumstances may warrant a bonus to the effective Will of the resistance . . . such as a squad of riot police who'll be torn to pieces by the mob if they break phalanx.)

Habbalah

The Habbalah of Politics are given an Attunement similar in mechanics to the Calabim; they may use their Resonance to inflict an emotion on a large group, again at -1 per ten people, and again resisted by either the highest Will or the clear focus. If the Habbalite IS the clear Focus, then the highest Will is reduced by the demon's Celestial Forces for purposes of resisting. They're renowned as Hell's greatest orators.

Lilim

Lilim choosing to serve Politics may add their highest Forces to their Resonance or any seduction attempt focused against a politician, or their lowest Forces for the same against anyone just `involved' (bodyguards, spouses, family, etc.)

Shedim

The Corruptors of Politics subtract their Celestial Forces from their victim's Will in any attempt they make to guide how their host votes. They may also avoid Dissonance through working to corrupt bills (passing crippling amendments, etc.) or people around them, as well as just making their direct subject do things.

Impudites

An Impudite of Politics can invoke both Charm and Essence Drain simultaneously, rather than consecutively, doing both in one roll, using the same check digit, through touch (usually a kiss or a handshake). They may also hold Essence above their Forces, for up to a minute or until their next usage of this Attunement (whichever comes first). They excel in local politics or as front men.

Distinctions

Knight of Demographics

Demons of this Rank can judge at a glance what general social group a person falls into, with likely insight into their income level, political party, and `social caste'.

Captain of the Polls

A Demon granted this Distinction can, on first touching a subject, determine their position on one subject for every Ethereal Force the Captain has. It will not work on the same target again until their next `meeting' (running into each other again at the same party doesn't count; at another party a week later does, though `meetings' become harder to establish over time.) By `position', this means basically `pro/con', so a Captain of the Polls with 3 Ethereal Forces can determine that the person they just shook hands with is pro-gun control, anti-nukes, and ambivalent on animal rights, but not what their favorite color is.

Baron of Statistics

Boss Smiley's Barons can instantly and automatically cite any statistic for any subject. There's usually at least one source out there to support any position. (To some people, this can be as convincing as Divine Logic. Others know how much statistics reallly mean.)

Relations

Allied: Kobal, Nybbas, Vapula
Associated: Valefor
Neutral: All others, except . . .
Enemies: Malphas

Basic Rites

  • Cast the deciding vote
  • Spend 6 hours keeping up with current events

Chance of Invocation: 3 (0 on a national election day)

+1 Gallup Poll
+2 Caucus
+3 State Convention
+4 UN, Congress, White House
+5 National Convention
+6 Major International Gathering


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